Bodhi’s Twitter: If only they’d had tweeting in ‘Point Break’ (Humor)

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A humor piece by Scott Fivelson

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Bodhi Retweeted
Kid@LittleBlondSurferKid – June 25
Surfing’s the source… swear to God. @SurfShop @Roach @Grommet
@Nathanial @Tyler

Bodhi @BodhiBankRobber – June 25
Sending out props to my bro, @Warchild, for staying outta the joint.
1 whole year! You are awesome! Seriously, @Warchild.
@CaliforniaStateCorrectionalInstitution #hardtime

Bodhi @BodhiBankRobber – June 26
Never go for the vault. Never get greedy. You can’t catch me,
@BofA. #Ex-Presidents #silentalarm

Nathanial @NathanialJimmyCarter2 – June 27
Lawyers don’t surf. @BodhiBankRobber @Johnny_Utah
#CaliforniaBarAssociation

Bodhi @BodhiBankRobber – June 27
This one does. @NathanialJimmyCarter2 @Johnny_Utah
#BellsBeach @TourismAustralia

Bodhi @BodhiBankRobber – June 28
Just robbed another one!!!! In and out in under a minute!!!!
Personal best, bro!!!! #adrenalinerush

Bodhi @BodhiBankRobber – June 28
Check it eff-ing out! Texting from 10,000 feet. We’re in the middle of
a speed star, dude! Right now, right now! MADNESS!
#adrenalinerush #liveradical

Angelo @ANGELOPAPPAS – June 29
Utah! Get me two!
#meatballsandwich #hoagie #sub #falafel

Bodhi @BodhiBankRobber – June 29
A big shout out to @Johnny_Utah – AND THE FBI!!!!!
Very freaking uncool, Johnny…
#FBI @Tyler @Rosie

Johnny @Johnny_Utah – June 29
You crossed the @line. People trusted you and they #died.
You gotta go down.
@BodhiBankRobber @ANGELOPAPPAS

Bodhi @BodhiBankRobber – June 30
Little hand says it’s time to rock and roll.
#BellsBeach @TourismAustralia

Bodhi Retweeted
Kid@LittleBlondSurferKid – June 25
Surfing’s the source… swear to God.

Johnny @Johnny_Utah – June 31
Vaya con Dios. @BodhiBankRobber
#BellsBeach #RIPbro

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Scott Fivelson is an award-winning screenwriter, fiction writer, songwriter, and director. His credits include a satire of the multi-generational family saga – the comedy novel, Tuxes – and the one-act mysteries, Dial L for Latch-Key and Leading the Witness. He was co-writer/producer of a popular dramedy about the music biz, American Reel, starring the legendary David Carradine, Michael Maloney, and Mariel Hemingway. Fivelson wrote and directed his latest film, Near Myth: The Oskar Knight Story, starring Lenny Von Dohlen as legendary director, Oskar Knight.

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